“Lawyer: “Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?”
Witness: “No. He was wearing a mask.”
Lawyer: “What was he wearing under the mask?”
Witness: “Er…his face.”—http://www.uphaa.com/
“Lawyer: “Do you know how far pregnant you are now?”
Witness: “I’ll be three months on November 8.”
Lawyer: “Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?”
Lawyer: “What were you doing at that time?”—http://www.uphaa.com/
Henry Needle & Sons was not always about the Great Pockets. It all started when my great grandfather Henry Needle began working as a tailor at a young age. Ever since that day, our family tradition has relied upon tailoring fashion for both Gentlemen and Ladies.
"Doing construction work simply isn’t going well for some people. Construction requires a certain level of pre-thought that a common construction worker simply cannot handle, which can lead to some hilariously funny construction solutions. If I was in this people’s place I would want my money back from my construction contractor."